


Current Tap List
Updated Friday, October 5thLighter Side
HD Lite
Lite Beer, Light Beer, which one is it? At 3.8%, you'll have to drink a lot of them to find out. This one is essentially a light American Pilsener, but you can call it what you'd like.
$7
BLONDE ALE
Classic Blonde Ale, 5.4%. El Dorado & Mosaic Hops.
$7
Striker Pils
German Pilsner, 5.3%. Premium German Malt and Hallertau Mittlefruh hops.
$7
Cornholio
Hoppy American Lager, 5.1%. Bohemian Pilsner Malt & Mosaic. Dry Hopped with Mosaic.
$7
Redline
Red/Amber Ale, 5.4%. Malty & Classic.
$8
Never Say Never
Old School Hefeweizen, 4.9%
$7
Hoppy
Sargent Stadanko
West Coast IPA with Terpenes, 8.420%. The Sargent is Dank, conditioned with OG Kush Terpenes. Contains NO THC. Get that fresh scent without failing a drug test.
$9
Beer of Hormuz
West Coast Pilsner, 5.5% ABV. Brewed with Nelson Sauvin, Citra, and Idaho 7 hops. So what's in the name? Really, nothing. We grabbed a random name with correlation to current events as a timestamp of sorts.
$8
Double Stratafied
Double West Coast IPA, 8.4%. If you loved our Stratafied IPA, then you will love Double Stratafied. Crammed full of hops. Simcoe, Amarillo, Mosaic, Idaho 7, Strata CGX, and Simcoe Fresh Cryo.
$9
Thumb War
Hazy Pale Ale, 6.0%. Brewed with Motueka CGX, Nelson Sauvin, and Mosaic hops. It's a lower ABV than the standard hazy, and is built with some Spelt for that extra sumthin.
$8.50
Seltzers and Not Beer
Lavender Lemonade
Hard Seltzer, 5.0%. Real Lavender and Lemonade with all natural purple.
$7
Bloo Louie
Hard Seltzer, 4.8%. Blue Raspberry Fruit Punch flavored. Mix it with the Lavender Lemonade for an "Alien Palmer".
$8
Pepino Rick
Hard Aqua Fresca with Cucumber & Lime. 4.8%. It's better than sliced bread.
$8
Mimi's MuuMuu
Mimosa inspired hard seltzer. Orange and Pineapple, no concentrates, no fake stuff. Dig out your Muu Muu and get your hairy butt down here.
$8
Other Types of Beer
Steve Winston
BA Style Barleywine, 12.7%. Vanilla, Amburana, French Oak, American Oak Bourbon Barrel. Yum.
$8
Black Ops
Schwarzbier style Dark Lager, 5.3%. Dark & sessionable.
$5
Sleepin' In
Oatmeal Stout, 6.0%
$6
Non Alcoholic
Mexican Coke
Mexican Coke is better
$4
Mexican 7-Up
$4
Mexican Squirt
$4
Jarritos
Assorted flavors and Miner Aqua.
$3
Virgils Root Beer
$4
Spreecher's
Honey Sweetened. Root Beer, Cream Soda, and More
$5
NA Beer
Multiple different varieties. The current rotation is Heineken and 805 Zero
$5
Dr. Pepper w/ Cane Sugar
$4
Organic Juice Box
$1