


Current Tap List
Updated August 31, 2026. The new Double Stratafied West Coast IPA, just dripping with Strata, Simcoe, and Idaho 7, is pouring fantastic. The New Cornholio, with Amarillo Hops is on tap. And Thumb War, a Hazy Pale Ale is here. But you have to ask for a Thumb War, it won't officially be on the menu for a few days.Lighter Side
HD Lite
Lite Beer, Light Beer, which one is it? At 3.8%, you'll have to drink a lot of them to find out. This one is essentially a light American Pilsener, but you can call it what you'd like.
$7
BLONDE ALE
Classic Blonde Ale, 5.4%. El Dorado & Mosaic Hops.
$7
Striker Pils
German Pilsner, 5.3%. Premium German Malt and Hallertau Mittlefruh hops.
$7
Cornholio
Hoppy American Lager, 5.1%. Bohemian Pilsner Malt & Mosaic. Dry Hopped with Mosaic.
$7
Never Say Never
Bavarian Hefeweizen, 4.9%. You want the honest low down, or some sugar coated boo boo? We are not Hefeweizen people. My other car is not a Krauter Mobile. We think schnitzel should come with salsa. Wurst has more relevance to dad jokes than sausage. Come by and try the people's beer, which is a hazy IPA, and then have a Hef. If your attention span lasted more than the 6 second average, congratulations. Stranger things have happened, Never Say Never.
$7
Lost & Found
Tangerine Wheat, 5.0%. An American wheat with a mellow amount of real Tangerine. We are still tuning this one so expect a couple different versions in the future.
$8
Redline
Red/Amber Ale, 5.4%. Malty & Classic.
$8
Hoppy
Beer of Hormuz
West Coast Pilsner, 5.5% ABV. Brewed with Nelson Sauvin, Citra, and Idaho 7 hops. So what's in the name? Really, nothing. We grabbed a random name with correlation to current events as a timestamp of sorts.
$8
Amarillo Brillo
West Coast Pilsner, 6.0%. Amarillo, Amarillo, and more Amarillo.
$7
Krush Aldrin
West Coast IPA, 6.9%. Space is the rage right now, so is this IPA. Brewed with Krush, Krush Fresh Cryo, and Citra. Because IPAs are better than IPOs.
$8
Double Stratafied
Double West Coast IPA, 8.4%. If you loved our Stratafied IPA, then you will love Double Stratafied. Crammed full of hops. Simcoe, Amarillo, Mosaic, Idaho 7, Strata CGX, and Simcoe Fresh Cryo.
$9
Fisticuffs
Hazy IPA, 7.3%. Classic, Gold Standard, Hazy IPA. Fisticuffs uses the original offenders, El Dorado, Citra, and Mosaic hops. This batch of Fisticuffs uses some next level, fancy pants grade hops (aka, super dank) that were not available to us on our first batch. Enjoy!
$9
Thumb War
Hazy Pale Ale, 6.0%. Brewed with Motueka CGX, Nelson Sauvin, and Mosaic hops. It's a lower ABV than the standard hazy, and is built with some Spelt for that extra sumthin.
$8.50
Rubber Nipple
Hazy IPA, 6.4%. El Dorado, Dolcita, and Mosaic in an easy to drink hazy.
$9
Seltzers and Not Beer
Lavender Lemonade
Hard Seltzer, 5.0%. Real Lavender and Lemonade with all natural purple.
$7
Bloo Louie
Hard Seltzer, 4.8%. Blue Raspberry Fruit Punch flavored. Mix it with the Lavender Lemonade for an "Alien Palmer".
$8
Pepino Rick
Hard Aqua Fresca with Cucumber & Lime. 4.8%. It's better than sliced bread.
$8
Mimi's MuuMuu
Mimosa inspired hard seltzer. Orange and Pineapple, no concentrates, no fake stuff. Dig out your Muu Muu and get your hairy butt down here.
$8
Other Types of Beer
Sour Gummy Peach Rings
Candied Sour Ale, 6.4%. Golden Sour Ale conditioned on Albanese brand Sour Gummy Peach Ring candy.
$9
Steve Winston
BA Style Barleywine, 12.7%. Vanilla, Amburana, French Oak, American Oak Bourbon Barrel. Yum.
$8
Black Ops
Schwarzbier style Dark Lager, 5.3%. Dark & sessionable.
$5
Non Alcoholic
Mexican Coke
Mexican Coke is better
$4
Mexican 7-Up
$4
Mexican Squirt
$4
Jarritos
Assorted flavors and Miner Aqua.
$3
Virgils Root Beer
$4
Spreecher's
Honey Sweetened. Root Beer, Cream Soda, and More
$5
NA Beer
Multiple different varieties. The current rotation is Heineken and 805 Zero
$5
Dr. Pepper w/ Cane Sugar
$4
Organic Juice Box
$1